Monday, August 27, 2007

Blog vs. Facebook

Yes, my blog has been rather dormant lately. I see the problem as twofold: First, I am becoming increasingly lazy. And B) Facebook has reduced my ability to write updates about my activities to one or two sentence "status updates". I will continue my lazy ways by posting for you my Facebook Status updates for the past couple of weeks (In reverse order) :) THEN - this is the fun part - you get to IMAGINE all the stuff in between the status updates! Instead of me telling you in boring detail what I've been doing, YOU CAN JUST MAKE IT UP FOR YOURSELF BASED ON THESE CLUES! Isn't that great? Isn't Facebook SO much better than a blog?

Today
Rachel is eating the newest bestest watermelon YET! 11:27pm
Rachel is possibly eating too much fruit. 7:36pm
Rachel is developing a very unhealthy dependence on spinal adjustment. 12:24am

August 25
Rachel is sorry she made Laura walk home 5 kms. 11:57pm

August 24
Rachel is eating popping chocolate. 11:57pm

August 23
Rachel is in Haifa for the weekend. 11:43pm

August 19
Rachel is going away on a tiyul for a week...bye! 7:30am

August 18

Rachel is hoping to have a bucket-tube some day. 2:08am

August 17
Rachel is a name in the bible (not the Bolstad bit). 10:44am

August 16

Rachel is dot dot dot. 10:56pm

August 15
Rachel is cooking eggplant for the first time in her LIFE. 7:05pm

Rachel is only listening to NZ music today. Starting with The Black Seeds. 9:08am
August 14
Rachel is only wanting to listen to Beck today. Only Beck. Perhaps even only Guero and Guerolito. 3:45pm

August 12
Rachel is spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. 11:14am

August 10
Rachel is part Lisa, part Homer, and a little bit Ralph. 1:03am

August 9
Rachel is unable to clean her room. Why? One word: entropy. 10:24am

August 8

Rachel is so bad at sleeping she even dreams that she is sleeping restlessly... 3:10am

Rachel is waiting. 2:02am

August 6
Rachel is puzzled by friends who say things like "oh sorry, I'm just not a Facebook person". 6:53pm

August 5
Rachel is hoping to enter a watermelon-eating contest. 10:28pm

August 4
Rachel is going to the beach to get even more sand permanently embedded in even more obscure parts of her body. 2:24pm

August 3
Rachel is having a nap. 4:53pm

August 2
Rachel is drinking a homemade watermelon cocktail and she is a drink-making GENIUS. 11:12pm


July 31

Rachel is making identikit pictures AND gorging on Watermelon. 6:48pm

Rachel is making identikit pictures. 10:24am

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